Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Aberdeen "Abbie" Angus

boy toy.
Abbie started drinking early today. Every once in a while, usually when she's had a bad day, she'll start at around 3, sometimes even 2:15. She has her own bar in her room, a glass case filled with different handles of different liquor. She hardly drinks beer, it's not good for her figure. And she hardly drinks wine either, she's not that classy. She has a shaker, a bowl of slightly moldy limes, a salt shaker and different sizes of glass cups, some of them nice. She gathered them from the shop most likely. She always takes the good stuff for herself. Other glasses were jelly jars that her grandma used. She never used them, but they're there.

"What do you think, kids?"

She turned to look at her ferrets, Adelaide and Mojo. Her only companions were sleeping in their rusting cage, curled into furry circles. She'd woken an hour earlier to the sound of heavy rain and still hadn't made it downstairs to the store. It was 2 in the afternoon.

"Mimosa or Mojito, my little darlings?"

She figured since it was sort of morning she'd go with the Mimosa. At least it had orange juice in it. She took the old champagne out of her glass cabinet. She took the half full jug of orange juice and poured them into a glass cup. She sniffed, sipped, and felt a little bit better about her day. She hesitantly dressed, slipped up her ripped tights, and placed her vintage heels on. Slowly, glass in hand, she made it downstairs to the store.
It was cluttered, as usual. Items stuffed in nicks and crannies, some things that Abbie had never seen before. She continued to sip. She made her way behind the counter and sat on her tattered revolving stool. She propped her feet on the desk, not taking care if her dress let a little something show.
She continued to sip. Luckily, if she ran out, she had another mini fridge under the desk. She drank fast, and refilled. She figured there was nothing better to do in the day.
She looked around. She had conjoining windows with Styx Meats. It served as a distraction.
Abbie has a list of men in her life. Can she remember all the names? No. But does that really matter? No. But ever since she moved here she's always had her eye on Dave. Yes, Dave Gorlomi. The butcher. Whether it's because he was the only man she really ever saw or because she was genuinely attracted to him, it is unknown. He's not the most glamorous of all men but she's not worried about the quality of men anymore, just how many she can squeeze into one night. She especially likes Dave because she can always smell the booze on him when she walks into Styx Meats. It's like a "coming home" type of feeling. She likes to think that she could have him wrapped around her little finger. Like a boy toy. She hasn't had one in ages. She's seen the way he looks at her when she "happens" to carry her martini into Styx with her. She knows he can't resist the juice. So she has a plan. She plans to lure him in with her collection of Jack, Jim and José. And if he resists, well then she'll bring in the girls. Her loyal girls, the high class girls. And if that doesn't work, then she'll have to roll up her own stockings (which she has no problem doing what-so-ever. Actually she would probably prefer to do it that way.) But until then, she watches him through the window peeking from Abbott's Dream Antiques in Styx Meats. She takes note of his peak times to take a swig. She knows that when he gets especially sweaty in the afternoons, with dried blood all over his hands and the lack of customers coming in, it's his prime time for a drink. And then it's time for a slow waltz into Styx with her own mix of rum and coke.

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  1. 4. A woman looking out her shop window - She holds a drink. A ferret curls around her neck. She's frowning as she watches the street, frowns as she sees me staring, then pretends not to notice. I think about how pretty she was once. I can tell. She still carries herself like she did when she was 20. All confidence and nothing to back it up except make-believe and hearsay. I like her, she's honest, but she doesn't realize it.

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  2. There was also Aberdeen Angus, the lovely antique shop owner who currently sat on the bench in front of the shop, arms and legs splayed, not so modestly, basking in the sunlight. Altan had never been to her shop, but whenever he greeted her in the morning, she always waved or smiled. She had her head turned toward Mr. Dave Gorlomi's store, and she appeared to be staring at the man as he gazed absentmindedly out his window. Did she want to be a butcher? No, that couldn't be right, though Altan, she was too sweet for that. Perhaps she wanted to be a butcher's husband? Altan didn't think she was married, but he didn't think she wanted to be tied down either.

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  3. Once up top, I pop my beer open on the ladder. Chicks love that.
    I head over towards the west wall facing the street with the shiny thing that freakin blinded me.
    I take a swig of beer and look down.
    I see a girl ... she's the shiny thing.
    In her hand she twirls an object that hangs around her neck.
    Guess I can't get a non blinding view from ANYWHERE on this freaking building can I.
    "Hey ... can you put that fuckn' thing away PLEASE? You're blinding me." I say shielding my eyes maybe to exaggerate a BIT ... she looks kinda cute.
    "Aberdeen does nothing for no one jerk" she replies.
    What a bitch.
    I look down at my wrist. 4:59.
    I don't have time for this.
    I chug the rest of my beer and toss my bottle into the gutter.
    I give her the finger and an old Italian gesture.
    I fly down the ladder, stop by my room and grab a shirt and head for the lobby.
    5:00.
    Don't worry ... I'm getting there.

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  4. His hands were becoming clammy. He could feel his heart racing as the roaring flames from the fire grew larger and larger. Tanuki, normally curious and excited was being uncharacteristically cautious staying right by Mr. Takuya's side. Tanuki didn't like the hot fire in front of him.

    Watching the sultry women dance, Mr. Takuya felt uncomfortable and thought of the antique store owner. He never liked her very much, she was too mysterious. She drank a lot and always had so many men in her shop. Mr. Takuya never knew men could like antiques so much. Her habits made him turn the opposite direction but this time he could not. Although the bonfire caused him fear, Mr. Takuya could not tear himself away from the hypnotizing blaze.
    Mr. Takuya stood watching as minutes passed by. He lost his surroundings, becoming completely absorbed in the fire. He watched as the clan of Christians threw book after book into the flames, each page curling up in pain as stolen vodka rained down. The song coming from the women's mouths frightened him. Why did these scary women, who danced around the huge bonfire, have such beautiful voices? Nothing was making sense; Mr. Takuya was very confused but could only comprehend half of it.
    Eventually, Mr. Takuya pulled himself away. Huddled outside the door of the diner, a large crowd stopped Mr. Takuya in his tracks again. In front of him was large group of people. He had never seen these people before, but for some strange reason, they were all watching him as he walked up. Their looks and stares made him uncomfortable once again. He struggled to muster up a proper greeting. As soon as he stopped walking towards them, the crowd went for Mr. Takuya and his cart. The sudden rush of people truly scared Mr. Takuya into shock. Once he had gained control of his nerves, Mr. Takuya realized what the people wanted. For the first time since Mr. Takuya had been wandering the streets in this broken down town, he had business. The group loved his red bean cakes and baked sweet potato. Mr. Takuya liked these people. They love the same foods as him and some of them even looked like him. He didn't know who these people were or how they had ended up in this town. All Mr. Takuya knew was that he was glad to be distracted from the fire and hoped the group would stay a while.

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  5. "Shit!" I said. I stepped in a pothole. This is precisely what I get for wearing platformed sandals in the rain. Then again, how am I supposed to wear my springtime duds when this town is dreary six days out of a seven day week?

    I was about a block away from Aberdeen's brothel when out of nowhere those crazy Christian people from the storefront church came running around the corner like a pack of hyena's. Well, minus the noise. They were abnormally quiet when turning that corner. Like they were up to something.

    "Street trash!", one of them yelled out as I passed the crowd.

    "You Overweight, mom-jean wearing, dowdy housewife!!! Don't thing that I am not afraid to slap you. What kind of Christian calls people that?"

    I didn't stay to hear the ignorant response she had in store. They looked like they were heading for the library. Who cares.

    Before I could knock on the door, Abbie opened it. The sound of Martini shakers and Mambo blasted out of the room.

    "Reneeeeeee dahhhling!" she slurred as she took my fur (it was Fendi), "I was hopping that you would make it here soon. I know how afraid you are of thunder. Before I forget I brought you some candy!"

    "Did someone say my naaaame?", Kandi said while she sashayed over while simultaneously balancing her cocktail. I proceeded to give her a cheek to cheek.

    "No dear, I was simply telling Renee here about the treats I have obtained for the festivities!" She responded as she handed me an elaborate platinum pillbox.

    "Lauryn honey, mix up something nice for Renee please!"

    After taking a "bump", I sat on the couch and sipped my martini, slowly drifting away into euphoria. The music changed up to bass pumping house, and everyone began to dance. I didn't really care for some of the tasteless women in the room, so I roamed around the antique shop. Then I heard a knock on the door. It was Mr. Doestein, the old Jew guy from the deli.

    "Quick, there's a fire at the library!", he said with a stutter.

    I didn't even have to ask who started it. I already knew. I ran inside and gathered the girls. We all ran outside towards the Library. Most of us scantly clad. Doped up and wasted. The rain drenching out clothes and our hair. While we danced in the streets, pretending to hear the bass of the house music. We passed a broken down tour bus with what seemed full of Orientals. They curiously followed us to the back lot of the library.

    When we got there it was far from a full blown fire. In fact it was controlled. No more than a bonfire. It was alluring. The reds and oranges evoked a sense of passion in us, and we began to dance. All of us singing different songs, and throwing liquor given to us by the local bums in the fire to make it appear bigger. I couldn't help but hike up my skirt and spin, letting the wind catch it like it would catch a dream catcher. Head back. Eyes closed. Letting the rain hit my face. I forgot I was even there.

    "...Shes a dude!"

    Catching myself I stop dancing and lower my skirt to its original position. Everyone was staring at me. Many with looks of awe. Disgust. Some even laughing. I didn't know what to do, nor say. I just stood there. Staring.

    Out of nowhere a Bible came flying across the lot, hitting me on the left side of my face. I Couldn't help but cry, but the rain falling hid my tears. Aberdeen ran towards me, holding me in a comforting way, as I broke down in silent sobs. Nobody had ever seen me cry. The Christians began to riot, screaming and chastising me. The orientals were taking pictures, while the girls helped me get up from the ground. People cleared a path while I was draped between Kandi and Abbie, barely standing on my own, whiled the dragged me through the crowd, back to the house...

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